I don’t think there’s any doubt about what we were going to pick as GotY09. We didn’t review it ourselves, because we figured the game could speak for itself and didn’t need our help to reel in the 10s and a perfect MetaCritic score. Of course, we were wrong, and the unappreciative shmucks around the [...]
I love two things: role-playing games, fantasy settings, and games that don’t suck.
Imagine my tears of joy when Dragon Age: Origins was announced. And imagine my tears of pus when it came out and was the video game equivalent of the Twilight movies.
This leaning tower of mediocrity seduced me with its glorious promises and mainstream [...]
Assassin’s Creed II is the follow-up to Ubisoft’s 2007 crap-pile that attracted a mass audience but sucked huge ass-tonnes of raccoon urine. The sequel is an expansive and bloody romp through Renaissance Italy that ignores even the passable aspects of the first installment while emphasizing many of its game-breaking flaws. Assassin’s Creed II has evolved [...]
If only we really could be sure that it would be the “final” Final Fantasy game…
The world would be a better place if Squeenix a) changed their stupid freaking name and b) stopped churning out unplayable brain-melting self-indulgence.
Like most of the recent games in the franchise, Final Fantasy XIII is shaping up to be yet [...]
This game doesn’t deserve to have its pitiful existence acknowledged.
