This game doesn’t deserve to have its pitiful existence acknowledged.
To be fair… Yes. Yes, it does.
It sucks more than the vacuum of space.
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Posted on December 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I disagree. This game was an entertaining ride, and while it has it’s quirks, I strongly endorse it. I envy all PS3 owners for this reason alone.
Posted on December 16th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
People like you are a part of the problem. You make it difficult for truly great games, like Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 and Bakugan: Battle Brawlers, to get the recognition and sales numbers they deserve.
Posted on December 16th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I agree with you MasterCaster. The quality of games has just gone down ever since the mainstreem bashing of “Drake of a Thousand Dragons” Maybe the best game to incorperate 3-d shooter and platformer.
Posted on January 7th, 2010 at 10:51 am
It is my opinion that it may just be this console generation that has brought on these terrible games. I really think that console makers really should look back to such great machines as The Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device for inspiration. Yes the technology may look like my newly carpeted holiday house in South Wales, but it falls short at the critical hurdle, like my supposedly “stain proof” carpet.
Posted on January 8th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
With the amazing detail that this reviewer can manage to go to, even through quite obviously despising the game, I would at least expect the game to be similarly deep; but my god it is almost as shallow as the soul of Uwe Boll. Soooo many of the objectives are far too high or far away for whassisface to get to even by stretching, WTF!!! And as an fps this is so horrifically unrealistic, for a real experience of how all shooters should play, try summoning Chicken Little on Kingdom Hearts II
Posted on January 22nd, 2010 at 5:35 pm
This game is so friggin’ lame, what’s up with the ‘no loading screens’ thing? How am I supposed to find a pause to go grab a snack? Thanks a lot, assholes.
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Dicks. Dicks everywhere.
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